Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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