I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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