Your dad touched me again.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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