loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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