Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
