If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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