I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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