That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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