i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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