I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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