Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You don't make any sense
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