No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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