she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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