i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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