Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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