just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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