problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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