hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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