hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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