Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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