This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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