Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
