hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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