David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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