This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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