Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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