question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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