Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
vagina is talking i cant
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just pee around me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
