Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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