dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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