On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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