Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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