I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
