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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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