I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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