one two three fourrrrnication!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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