The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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