Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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