Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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