windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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