its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
what if I'm pregnant?
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Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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