you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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