he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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