the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The uberlube is also flammable
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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