This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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