You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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