I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
