When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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