I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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