I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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